A little history of genesis

Satn couldn´t undo anything God has done but he colud at least try to make existence for His little toys less painful. Satan could see what God couldn´t: To be alive was to be either bored or scaered stiff. So Satan filled an apple with all sort of ideas that might at least relieve the boredom, such as rules for games wiht cards and dice and how to fuck, and recipes for beer and wine and whiskey, and pictures of different plants that were smokable, and so on. And instructions an how to spout blasphemy when they stubbed their toes. Satan had a serpent give Eve the apple. Eve took a bite and handed it to Adam. He took a bite, and then they fucked.